My Story

Dear Diary (Present)

My mom and I are getting to the point where we fully trust eachother. I really miss her though, it seems like I haven't been around her enough. I went to see my best friend today. She is going through some rough times. I'm praying for her. My ex-boyfriend text me the other day, I thought that was a little awkward. UGH I work Friday and Saturday this weekend.. AGAIN. I don't like the new floor manager. She is kind of a freak. I really like this guy I work with though, he is so sweet. I wish he would ask me out. JEEZ what is wrong with men?! We will never know..... My dog (Suzie Lou) is so sweet, I love how she sleeps right next to me to keep me safe. I will never be able to pay my mom back for getting me my baby girl! (Suzie) Horses are cool, I always loved riding one. I love the movie Mulan, it's so funny. Tarzan made me teary eyed a little last night. Oh man, I have so much going on I don't know what I'm going to do....

DO NOT GIVE UP

you may be SEARCHING for your thinking process
it is your constant reminder

you may be EXPEREMENTING
read the bold statement above (I'm talking about the titile)
read it again, have it tattooed onto your hairy arm

you may be EXPLORING new ideas
you have new uncharted ideas
this is a constant reminder

the beginning, remember, every time
this is your perfect EXPEREMENT
you are searching to tie all the main parts together
later on....

read the bold statement again
remember it after every meal :)

Don't Judge Someone You Don't Know Stupid....

Think about it... You walk down the halls of Lone Peak and people look at you... Don't you ever wonder what they are thinking about? Did they look at you weird? Why would they do that? Can someone really stand there and judge you on the outside for the person THEY think you are... ?? We have this "thing" (haha) come to our school every year called BE THE CHANGE! Most of the school has been to it now, and don't you think that people would actually pay attention and make a change? Well no, no one paid attention, and really no one changed. I think thats ridiculous!
I know for a fact that no one changed, because I was there 2 years in a row. I felt so happy and calm at Be the Change, but after it was all said and done, and the students went back to their real lives, it was all the same as it was before. That's messed up! No one took it seriously. But you know I sure did.
I know how this feels because pretty much every day I am judged for the person other people think I am. That hurts. You don't know how much it hurts unless someone does it to YOU! I am not LDS and I am pretty sure that's why people judge me, but guess what.
The reality of it is, I'm not the only one in the school. I'm not a bad person, so quit judging me. You don't need to be LDS to be a good person. Just be happy and friendly. And make a new friend every day, because you know. Until you actually get to know someone, you never know who they really are when you're not looking.

What is my perfect crime?

What is my perfect crime? I rob a bank, do I go for the vault? OF COURSE I DO! There is lots of money in it :) muah ah ah ah! There is a COP waiting for me. OH CRAP I got caught, this is not good!

He looks at me and says, "I'm here to help you my friend!" I think this is weird, why would a cop help me? WHY NOT?! He calls me Tiffany, I say no, We Make Love All Night..... 

Sweet I have lots of money now. What should I do with it. I tell him to meet me in Utopia. I fly to Paris instead, CONFUSED. I want the money to myself. That's selfish. 

Two years pass by, I never got caught. I call my cop friend and he meets me in Florida where it's always good weather. We talk, then make love all night, again! I give him some money, it's almost gone. I need to steal a car, then rob another bank. 

No wait, I'll kidnap Phil Mickelson. WHY? 1. Because i can. 2. because i need to ;) This is where the story gets interesting. I have a lesson by Phil Mickelson, I join the LPGA. I win lots of money.

No need to rob another bank. I marry the cop. We make love all night.... really again?! Yep that's right again! We have children, and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER ;) 


-Tiffany <3

GOLF

GOLF.... Who came up with this silly game? I think it started off with men hitting the ground with sticks. I WONDER??? The only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy LOL!! :) The good thing about golf is that women are alowed to play now. Back then men were only allowed to play. What a rip off is that?! Muah ah ah ah ;)
(mmm this gaterade is good)
(so is this milky way haha)


If you look back on the progress people have made with golf over the years you would laugh. I mean look at this ball!!! crazy right?! that's too weiiiirrrrddd! haha


You look at the technology now and think wow, if it wasn't for this I'd still be hitting that kind of ball. HAHA!!

Golf is fun.
Golf is exciting.
Golf is relaxing.
Golf is funny.
Golf is love.
Golf is wonder.
Golf is honesty.
Golf is apart of your soul.
Golf is never without you. 

Let's just say, I LOVE GOLF!!! <3 <3 <3 <3

ROCK out TO my DIRECT orders :P

ROCK OUT!!!!!!!!

Rock out! Rock out like it's your very first time rocking out!
Hear the beat to the music. You're rocking out.
What are you thinking about?

Only ROCKING OUT!

Rock out like no one is looking.
like you rule the world.
like you are famous.
like you are not famous.

                                                                                      because you are special :)
Please.                                                              ROCK out because you love to, because you found your love. Rock out every day like it is 2012 ;)

ROCK OUT LIKE YOU ARE FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME. LIKE YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH THE SONG YOU ARE ROCKING OUT TOO. LIKE YOU JUST GOT A NEW JOB. LIKE YOU LIKE A BOY SITTING NEXT TO YOU IN ENGLISH CLASS.

You look at that boy you like in english class... will he look back. You tell him I just wanted to give you notice that i noticed that you noticed me and i wanted to let you know that i noticed you too.

What now? Are you rocking out? The best song is playing on the radio. Rock out like you just found a 20 dollar bill. No wait a 100 dollar bill. Wait a 435 dollar bill! muah ah ah ah ah ah :) Evil laugh!
Rock out like snoopy and his friends do!!
                                                                                                     ROCK OUT!!!!!!!                                                                               rock out!
                                                                                                              rock out!
                                            ROCK OUT LIKE ITS 1965!!!!!
Still rocking out?! KEEP IT GOING FOOL!!

rocking out.. la la la... rocking out.. la la la.... rocking out!

Rock out because i told you too. Rock out because your invisible friend told you too. GO live in a pineapple and have a star fish friend (hehehehehe)


we are rockin around the christmas tree! rock out like it is christmas day. like your a happy child on christmas day like you just got a brand new bicycle. rock out with your family every day!! rock out like santa is with you. whoops you grow a white beard after trying on his coat and now your santa clause, rock out dooooode !!!

My BIRTHDAY!

Well the time has come this year again... 
         It's my birthday on Saturday! I'm so excited 
              because I am turning the big 18! SCARY!!!I hope 
                  it is going to be a good one! I'm looking forward to it!
                      Well my mom and I have already celebrated some of it
                            we went to the circus and dinner, and mmmm it was so
                               YUMMY! I about peed my pants though because I was 
                                    laughing so much! Who knows what 18 will be like? I'm 
                                        looking forward to it! :) I'm having a party too! Muah ah ah ;)